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Sunday, 22 September 2013
Never Mind...
The Wipers Times, student-style. This was inspired by a notice in my kitchen, and is just a bit of fun. Enjoy!
If your chip pan catches fire... never mind.
And your face may lose its smile... never mind.
The insurance covers a tot, but not the bleeding lot,
If your chip pan catches fire... never mind.
When your student finance runs out... never mind.
And your face may lose its smile... never mind.
Though the banks may hue and cry, and you still have books to buy,
If your student finance runs out... never mind.
If you have lectures at 06:30... never mind.
And your face may lose its smile... never mind.
Though at least you're out of bed, not a word sticks in your head,
If you have lectures at 06:30... never mind.
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